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About Jackalopelipsky

Jackalopelipsky is a natural jackalope which gives Jackalopelipsky a sharp edge within the unmarketable skills sphere of employment. Thanks to Biden's DEI affirmative action program or be sued, Jackalopelipsky is ready for employment in a rapidly appreciating business environment. Previously, Human Resource Departments have overlooked the virtue signaling virtue of employing a jackalope. Now, thanks to DEI, tick boxes for competency and/or proficiency - both educationally and mentally - are no longer integral to employment at a high wage/pension/health care plan position. Jackalopelipsky can do the job as only a true jackalope is capable of doing.

Jackalopelipsky has never flown an airplane, but has experience flying in an airplane, and has looked into the pilot cockpit. Jackalopelipsky has extensive transportation experience, in cars, trucks, and those happy little trains carrying children around the perimeter of a city park or zoo.

Be the first business to hire a professional jackalope at a high wage position - the Biden Economy demands a high wage - and be a DEI appreciation trade success story.

Leave your employment offers in the comment space below, and jackalopelipsky will get back with you to discuss terms.

Statistics: Posted by jackalopelipsky — 1/17/2024, 12:44 pm



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